dude told me drinking muscle milk would cure my muscular dystrophy.

The delights of being disabled: I found out the BiPap machine I use at night and day (both models) are RECALLED (US only). Due to disintegrating foam inside!! That people...who need respiratory support...are breathing in. 🌬 FUCK. ME. 😱 usa.philips.com/healthcare/e/s…

the two most important reasons for twitter

🧵: I am tired of being asked about homelessness as a blight for people who have homes to experience and not as a life and death problem for people experiencing homelessness.

today is a beautiful day to get out there and repeat some shit you heard on podcasts.

Y’all really domesticated huskies , they supposed to live in the snow & they on 43rd & Crenshaw

Don't let ur age hold u back. I am 32 and have decided to become a chain guy. It's never too late.

Just out of curiosity Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

If you're a person who can raise this kind of money hit me up because I have some killer scripts that need greenlighting and you can get actual return on what you put in.

coffee shop I'm at had Richard Cheese's cover of "Rape Me" blasting for a whole minute before someone turned it off lol I'm dying

If I were a doctor I would be so discouraged all the time. Like, y'all just slip and fall on your head too hard and die? do whatever you want.

Quitting my dayjob and leaving my wife to pin everything on the MTV writers contest. Wish me luck!

What I like about "all lined up" is that it's an incredibly optimistic take on what is a google drive full of bad scripts. I personally have about 50 movie scripts lined up but I can't get any financing cuz they suck!

Why are they short kings when we can call them mini-bosses?

Your boy the Cryptid Commander teaches us '15 Things You Didn't Know About Bigfoot (#1 Will Blow Your Mind)' in our next Panic Fest Top 25 Film from director Zach Lamplugh! #PanicFest2022 | #PanicTop25

The number of replies saying “hate to see him like that” about MJF’s Parkinson’s is so depressing. It’s intended as sympathy but what it really means is, “I don’t want to see his disability.” Disabled people don’t have to be shut indoors to save non-disabled people’s feelings.

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