For those who can't imagine the death of American democracy, we imagined it for you. Watch here.

Casting announced for the new version of French Lieutenant’s Woman!

Poems for October no.4 Dover Beach by Matthew Arnold

My preciousssssss....Meinnnn Fuhrer....

'What's going on Gordon'? That's Gordon Honeycombe. He lives in Festive Road and always tells me whats happening. It's like having my very own news channel!!

There are 54+ MPs wanting to legalise medically assisted suicide for terminally ill AND disabled people And most of the big pro campaigning orgs want this too But many disabled people don't want this & our voices are rarely heard. That's why I made this: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Cleverly out. Labour gain

Tory members now have to choose between a lying incompetent bigot or a bigoted incompetent liar.

They're between a cock and a head case.

One Labour MP texts to ask if the Tory leadership result needs to be declared as a gift...

Illustration for The Guardian piece by Ian Martin on Boris Johnson's book... theguardian.com/commentisfree/… #BorisJohnson #Unleashed

of course he had to make an appearance when the red carpet was out for President Zelensky

Use the word.

For the past 50 years, mental images similar to those that now appear on our screens every day, almost drove me insane. If world leaders continue to find them acceptable, then they, along with those who support them, are, without any doubt whatsoever, criminally insane.

With Trump today claiming that a cabinet maker just came up to him crying & thanking him, here is a montage of 26 different times he claims big strong men came up to him with tears in their eyes thanking him for being their hero.

Donald Trump has always been a sore loser, but losing to a woman? His misogynistic ego couldn't take it. He'd rather lie, cheat and abuse.

Fixed it. (SOUND UP)

Only the Daily Mail could make a meet and greet with a pop singer sound worse than multiple lads' weekends with the KGB in Perugia