When I was young I was known for being able to fart on command. People would knock on my door and ask "are you the kid who can fart on command?" I've since lost that skill, but maybe that's for the best

Great thing about Twitter is on this platform you can say "Fuck" FUCK!

I'm a certified freak 40 hours a week Unionization makes my work life balance neat

I'm the same age as Tom Holland and Zendaya, but I look 20 years older than them and I'm currently 20 years less successful than them 😅

I realized I haven't shown my Twitter fans and update on my progress in a while. I think I've done pretty well working out this year and I'm proud of what I've accomplished 😁 #fitnessjourney #weightlossjourney #beforeandafter

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Went to the gym tonight... Fuckin Lit 🤟😼🫳

One time I got socked right in the face at a party. So I casually walked outside, spat out out my tooth an a little bit of blood, put my tooth in my pocket and went back inside and kept partying. Said to my friend on the way in "I'll save that for later 😉"

I'm starting to think my side profile doesn't look that bad honestly. I've shaved a lot off my gut and moobs #weightlossjourney #fitness

Incase it wasn't clear; I'm really cool and good at sex. 😎

I've settled on what my Halloween Costume is gonna be this year. It's kinda my own Slasher Movie OC. Just a Slasher Villain I made up. I'm 6'4 with Broad shoulders and freakishly strong so I have the build for it. 🤟😁

Absolutely to brag, but I've touched boobs in the last 24 hours 😁👍

Undoubtedly my friend. They are evolutions perfect sculpture, Gaia's greatest gift and the ultimate cosmic reward

Jeffrey and I had Shirley Temples today! I looked it up for fun and turns out the recipe is crazy simple so HERE WE ARE! #bestfriends

Yeah baby! I do 70 calve raises and 60 anterior raises every day to get these calves of steel #calisthenics #bodyweightexercise

Sometimes girls just go wild and there's nothing you can do about it. Just take out your cam quarter and upload it to bangbros.net

A Comparison of my first plank ever vs my planks 10 months later #FitnessGoals #bodyweightexercise #fitnessjourney #weightlosstransformation