#WorldBollardAssociation

If I walk into a small store/newsstand/bodega in Switzerland do I say gutentag, bonjour, AND buongiorno to the cashier inside?

another morning of not waking up in the amalfi coast but here we are

I’m starting to think the catch and release criminal justice system isn’t working. I mean look at Trump, they let him go a few months ago and in that time he committed 37 more felonies

For the unbelievers: Despite the long, dark, and snow-filled winters, locals in Oulu, Finland keep pedalling their way to and from work and school. Around one-in-five of all trips made in Oulu are by bike - year round. euronews.com/my-europe/2021…

Oh my someone has travelled far!

hey Wawa thanks for the food but the root beer in your soda fountain at 17th and Arch in Philly tastes a bit like Dr Pepper and it’s not a one-off. No complaints otherwise, thanks, love your food ❤️

If Seinfeld was done in the present day

rickrolling but instead of rick astley it’s rick Wakeman and it’s the keyboard-only part of Catherine Parr, like a minute in or so

If the Bible referred to the wise men as wise guys the whole story would’ve been set in 1920s Brooklyn instead

Every team in the AL East is better than the best team in the AL Central.

Happy Yankees Are In Last Place Day to all those who celebrate

when you the you when the when you you when the when you

I sleep fully naked. If you don’t like it wait for the next train

I’m only here because Threads (and all of Meta) is down.

It’s been a minute, twitter I feel like if a succubus would suck the life out of me I’d be really surprised because that would mean I had some life in me to begin with

I’m such a transit enthusiast that the tapeworm in my body is shaped like the MUNI logo