Station Eleven already one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, then this scene happened and dear reader I gasped. #StationEleven

Kawhi doing what every TO comedian does. Move from Toronto to LA then only hang out with people from Toronto.

In honor of the Super Bowl here’s the time at the Super Bowl that JB Smoove told I was dressed like shit.

I found it. I did it. I may rest.

It’s insane this tweet didn’t get traction. Guys. I found a Bort license plate IN THE WILD. That’s like a 360 dunk IN A GAME.

AMERICAN: Toronto, that’s cold right? You get snow in the summer? ME: No! Actually when you look at a map Toronto is technically further south than quite a few American citi… AMERICAN: Is it snowing there right now? ME: SHUT UP. OF COURSE IT IS.

Please remember this when we throw 20 beer cans at players in the playoffs.

"I drive by a unique tree at least 3 times a week" I don't use the 😂 emoji ever but holy shit this made me laugh.

Started calling myself the worlds number one sports book, everyone’s doing it

I fought her in Elden Ring

Crying knowing that when I die not one person will make fun of me on here 😭😭

Got to write on this sketch for NFL ON FOX that my guy @normsousa directed. We back at it, all season long.

When the lights go down the boys will become men. Wrote this with @normsousa. Who will dazzle?

The house I watched the Jays at said“wow, that was a classic Montreal Canadiens meltdown” and WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THEY LIVING ON. Let Toronto have our meltdowns!! We own this space

Let’s gooooo. We are in full development for Dying Seconds, a scripted comedy series coming soon to Sportsnet. Davin Lengyel Mark De Angelis SamNasrawi

Wow Raps drafted Tim Baltz congrats

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

Finally able to share the teaser for my new comedy series Dying Seconds! Bunch of incredible people worked on this. Check it out! youtu.be/XbWJHyNPfU4

We’re back.

Countdown to liftoff: #SpaceJanitors returns on May the 4th ☄️ Watch our Season 4 trailer now! We’re also announcing our Kickstarter. For a limited time, our amazing fans can grab some exclusive merch and support us through post-production. Check it out: bit.ly/Support_SJ4