Just go ahead and give Glen Gultzan the Coach of the Year award.

Help us, Dallas Stars... You're our only hope.

Man I really wish Jason Robertson could be playing in this game

Ah yes it's the annual *The Dallas Stars are trading for someone they could have used 5 years ago* moment, and then it works out anyway.

I hope Stars fans understand how incredibly lucky we fans have been to have a team this consistently good and fun to watch over the past few seasons. I'm just saying....enjoy it, don't get caught up in expectations and just enjoy being a fan of a really fucking good franchise.

Boom.

Michael Bunting is the most Jim Nill trade Jim Nill has ever Jim Nill'ed

Also, for a team with limited trade assets the Stars sure are parting with a lot of them. This isn't just all in on this year but hoo boy, it's definitely all in.

This is a heck of an opinion given the amount of hits the Stars have been so good at in rounds 2-4.

All those coming at me saying "eff them draft picks!" must not remember the very lean years when the Stars had zero draft capital and zero prospects after failing on going all in in the mid 2000s. The strategy is sound but you better be prepared for what comes after.

By the way, I never criticized the strategy by Nill. I am all about swinging for the fences, especially to get Jamie Benn a Stanley Cup. I just noted a GM that loves his draft capital has been spending it like crazy.

I thought the Stars outplayed the Avalanche last night for 57 minutes. An empty net goal post away from a convincing win. Not worried. Put Hintz on ice until April.

So I haven't checked Twitter since I put this out there after the Avs game and booooyyyyy let me tell ya, Avs fans are some bitter ass mofos.

I just find it incredibly hilarious that Tyler Myers is a Dallas Stars player. In 2026.

Someone is going to have to explain to me in June how Glen Gulutzan isn't winning the Jack Adams Award.

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell. Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

I could have written this reply out word for word, I just knew someone on here would come at Sturm with it. Like... Enjoy the freaking wins guys.

Amen!

Well it had to end sometime.

This is a meal that has ALWAYS existed in the US Navy and is reserved for either Holidays or right before entering a warzone and being actively deployed. Also, this has probably been frozen in a ship freezer for the last 8 months.