FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there’s HOW many people in WHAT

A Portland State University University grad student was recording the national anthem for their online graduation. A stranger walked by and heard her. This is what happened: 🇺🇸

Jason sez: WEAR THE MASK! youtube.com/watch?v=4SqfIe…

mister terhune just gets better and better

At this point the only reason I’m still on twitter is to not miss the next small story from Quinn Cummings

incredible

when you’re cooking under quarantine it’s amazing how long an onion can last

nike does it again

when cooking did you ever want to tell a sizzling pan just shut the fuck up

an underappreciated post x.com/d_haggar/statu…

Ok so Fivey Fox is great and all but damn guys I can’t help but hearing the voice of Chuckie from Rugrats when reading these tweets

I’ve been watching election coverage all day and I just can’t take it anymore I’m going to drink some good bourbon and put some green stuff in a bowl and eat something unhealthy and watch tonight’s two latest Cracking The Cryptic posts. Thank you Mark and Simon for your destressors

I was going to go to sleep but then ended up binging the first three episodes of the 2nd season of The Mandalorian and am so pissed there aren’t more I am such a fucking nerd

how is Sarah Beattie not a blue checkmark or have i missed something

I’m guessing the same people who refuse to wear a mask also don’t pick up after their dog

happy father's day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three children with the mother of his fourth child and cheated on her with the mother of his fifth child and cheated on her with a porn actress who he paid to shut the fuck up about it. republican family values!

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