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Brad Nelson

@brad_nelson15

Iowa State ‘24 | Mechanical Engineering | #ChiefsKingdom | 15u Minnesota Badminton Runner-up

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Dad (Kirk Nelson) already puked after his 3rd shotgun, Mom Beth just finished a keg stand, Jack Nelson is crying because he thought he was heading to a Iowa City, and Bob Boston just motor boated a MILF in the porta potty… ISU GAMEDAY IS BACK!!!

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If Iowa State football is garbage like everyone says we are… how are we only a 4-point dog with 57% chance to win from ESPN analytics?? lol Cyclone Larry - help this make sense bro

If Iowa State football is garbage like everyone says we are… how are we only a 4-point dog with 57% chance to win from ESPN analytics?? lol 

<a href="/CycloneLarry69/">Cyclone Larry</a> - help this make sense bro
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Shit just got real in Memphis. Downed my 9th Vegas Bomb and got flashed by a group of Memphis sorority girls. Jack Nelson missed it cause he was puking in the bathroom… smh. If lost, please return to Kirk Nelson! ROLL CLONES 🌪️

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If you’re gonna be sexting with Beth in public, at least make sure to dim your phone brightness or something Kirk Nelson. You’re out here embarrassing Jack Nelson and I. #hornyoldman

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Closing in on the annual Nelson family reunion! Going to be hard to beat last year. Kirk Nelson got an over-the-pants handy from some college chick with daddy issues, Jack Nelson fell asleep in the bathroom stall after fireball shots, and Bob Boston racked up a 3k bar tab!