
Brad Nelson
@brad_nelson15
Iowa State ‘24 | Mechanical Engineering | #ChiefsKingdom | 15u Minnesota Badminton Runner-up
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01-12-2022 01:56:47
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.Bob Boston, got any cash? Girl at the local townie bar is shaking it for dollar bills

Dad (Kirk Nelson) already puked after his 3rd shotgun, Mom Beth just finished a keg stand, Jack Nelson is crying because he thought he was heading to a Iowa City, and Bob Boston just motor boated a MILF in the porta potty… ISU GAMEDAY IS BACK!!!

If Iowa State football is garbage like everyone says we are… how are we only a 4-point dog with 57% chance to win from ESPN analytics?? lol Cyclone Larry - help this make sense bro


.Iowa State Men’s Basketball has already doubled their score and mommy isn’t even wet yet?? The rout is on! Kirk Nelson

Shit just got real in Memphis. Downed my 9th Vegas Bomb and got flashed by a group of Memphis sorority girls. Jack Nelson missed it cause he was puking in the bathroom… smh. If lost, please return to Kirk Nelson! ROLL CLONES 🌪️

If you’re gonna be sexting with Beth in public, at least make sure to dim your phone brightness or something Kirk Nelson. You’re out here embarrassing Jack Nelson and I. #hornyoldman

Stinkier Tang? Cyclone Larry Bob Boston

.Bob Boston and I tonight in a 2 person best shot tournament 🍻🎯



OH MY GODDDDDD 😩😩😩 Bob Boston Kirk Nelson

Closing in on the annual Nelson family reunion! Going to be hard to beat last year. Kirk Nelson got an over-the-pants handy from some college chick with daddy issues, Jack Nelson fell asleep in the bathroom stall after fireball shots, and Bob Boston racked up a 3k bar tab!