I'm vintage. A classic. Not old.

|| BET, MIGHT MAKE A DEADPOOL THEN

... I love you.

“Yes, Friends 2: Electric Boogaloo.”

Gimme a second--

Okay, it's official. You're my favorite teammate.

Don't you hate when bad guys ambush you when you're naked?

Careful, you're starting to sound like Stark.

I know, right? Like, seriously? You can't even wait for me to put on a comfy pair of pants?

Nah, just pants. Go commando, feel the breeze.

Maybe not, but it'd feel great.

Clint couldn't help but smile as he wrapped his arms around his partner in crime, returning the hug. “Yeah, yeah, we both know that Lucky is your favorite.”

Fair. I guess Tony's just trying to copy your style.

|| GIVE HER A FOLLOW

|| if I die, I want you to make this joke at my funeral

|| I'll take it

|| How am I gonna pay if I'm dead tho?

Depends.