Is it true that some people in Calgary have gotten an emergency alert? Must be only for some parts of the city, I guess. I don't know. I haven't seen it.

Duck out of water. No puddles, no pluck. Pluck the duck! Punt the plumed paddler! Ducky, Ducky-Doo! For these and other insights, read my column. I'm your Rama Lama Ding Dong, Bick Rell.

No plucks to give. Up the river without a paddler. Tealed off. What a bunch of Mallard-ky. No Pekin, just puntin'. Down the drain. Waddle away. Read my column, peeps. I'm Bick Rell. #BickRellYYC

Get your Hans off, Orange Man! Credit declined! youtu.be/7I_n09nS6aU?si…

Americans are posting false information like this as part of their "divide and conquer" tactics. Maybe they can fool the swamp donkeys with these lies, but they can't fool everyone.

No time to look into h#LL breaking loose in the health system because the finger would point at cabinet. Instead, to the scapegoats, preferably political ones. Say, wasn't Ralph Klein mayor of Calgary once upon a time and AB premier in 2004? cbc.ca/news/canada/ca…

How did she do?