actually nvm he’s 88 and she’s 2778 it’s a bit weird

Nah this dude was spittin' y'all nintendo enjoyers just can't handle the truth.

"Blunder" doing a lot of work.

The grok explain post feature has enabled a whole new kind of "burn online". You can hit them with the "buddy, even the robot knew that was satire"

When you want to get beat up by a hot muscular woman and think Twitter can get you there

Before Discord starts charging us out the ass to pay for their future sexual harassment lawsuits, anyone wanna share their matrix.org username?

Putting this on my Volkswagen.

"you should've said sowwy, now we have to depowt you back to south afwica"

I found the line that became an internet meme interesting. “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.” Of course, this line was not written by me, nor is it a line in Final Fantasy Tactics. However, it certainly sounds like something

Three kinds of people

The right is touting "military aged men" to justify this state violence, but any veteran will tell you, that phrase just means children. #LAProtests

Once again the NYP on the wrong side of history. This man did nothing wrong.

My cat learned how to roll and now she rolls all the time 😭

Buddy, real life isn't an episode of House. The thing causing mental health issues isn't the solution to mental health issues.

The White House

TL;DR For everyone, he said "The girls are not victims". Pedophile self-report.