Special K moved a girl to sit next to him in the front #specialK #makinmoves

She has her feet atop the airbag. Special K should really inform her of the danger involved with her actions.

#airbagsafety does no one follow it?

The offending foot

If robots did everything for us, the only purpose our hands would serve would be for holding <3 #shuttleepiphanys

I have 5 pages left in my first volume of Field Notes but there is so much left to do before I start a new one

shoutout to my earbuds for surviving the washing machine

8 mos ago it was a dream, but @SwaggaCox and I made a team out of nothing to land in the middle of the field at nats. Can't be more proud

What if I stop trying to learn the hard way. That would be the greatest thing.

You're doing okay when fights make you want to actually get your act together and be a better human being.

Beware those who you enjoy fighting with

White people from Washington watching a black comedy during a tornado warning = super out of element.

Do people out here call them 'nadoes? Regardless, can I?

When party people in my house start mentioning my espresso machine, I get nervous

bed is, like, one of my 4 safe places. no one gets to know my other locations because secret

Cafe du Monde for breakfast <3 If I'm going to have a terrible day it might as well be with decent coffee

i got offered money-- again-- for the rights to this less-than-clever user account.

In declining, I think I have a moral obligation to use this lil' guy

When some stranger evacuates their table for one slightly father away and I'm like "what did I do?"

Explaining to brecklynn that Edge is the best browser after an MS update & ppl next to us moved tables in disgust. Chrome users are weird.