Everyone lift a vodka on the rocks with “lots and lots of lemon.”

Ever have a morning like this? Just picked up: • 4 Gatorade • 2 Rockstar Recovery • 1 Grande Americano

Things I never thought I’d hear coming out of an IHOP kitchen: “86 gluten friendly.”

Mike's Hard Lemonade Mike's Hard Lemonade is taking it back to the 90s with their nostalgia-inducing Mike’s Hard Freeze lineup. It's the slushies of your childhood, now with 100% more alcohol. 🥶 boozist.com/mikes-hard-fre…

Sign me up, Daniel Ricciardo!

Sherry Finished Malted Rye is a New Riff on Whiskey boozist.com/sherry-finishe…

Booker’s Batch 2022-01 Pulls an Oprah with Its Latest Pick boozist.com/bookers-batch-…

First drink as a 40 year old to kick off a three-day bourbon blitzkrieg in Kentucky. Excited to celebrate my birthday and Lauren Joliat and my anniversary without kids! @ The Silver Dollar instagram.com/p/ClMVoKhup1q/…

What can I say… I’m crazy about the private event space at Justins’ House of Bourbon. @ Justins’ House Of Bourbon Louisville instagram.com/p/ClM9IZaLO0d/…

Getting notes of preposterousness. 🥃 instagram.com/p/ClPPesku5fw/…

They call me Mr. Inquisitive. 🥃 #whiskey #bourbon @ Merle's Whiskey Kitchen instagram.com/p/ClRb_wEuxF8/…

In my day, we had to make these ourselves. Thankfully at least one of use grew up to be a product developer. @ Harris Teeter instagram.com/p/CoAK2ofr1CE/…

Just posted a photo @ Charlotte, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CoP2degLdIJ/…

Happy National Oreo Day! Oreo Martini 🍸 2oz Bourbon cream 1oz bourbon .5oz chocolate liqueur .5oz coffee liqueur #cocktail #martini #oreo #nationaloreoday instagram.com/p/Cpd_wkeLMVW/…

Is this why they came up with AA inflight? 🍸🛩️ #gin #dadlife #disneyplus instagram.com/p/CqNzInVOhtZ/…

The true and timeless Cubs experience.

CoCo Vodka Launches Deadmau5 Can for Cocktails boozist.com/coco-vodka-lau…

10 Best Readily Available Whiskeys Under $25 According to ChatGPT boozist.com/chatgpt-whiske…

And with that, silly season is underway. #honeybadgerdontcare

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