I wanna watch friends

preferably a cute girl

I'm in the worst Uber right now

I only get on after hours when I crave affection

U have to nurture and water your girl during the day tho to get a lit night u feel me

Global warming so brazy every documentary I watch the less motivated I am we gonna die anyway

I need chocolate chip waffles I'm gonna end it all if I don't receive

LOL @ me

My next girl better be a cyborg then x.com/yexhnxh/status…

Small world all her friends know ME YEAH x.com/chillestfcke/s…

I'm on a burger streak I don't intend on breaking

I'm honored x.com/highkcyloser/s…

@HighkcyLoser even though you're ugly

... don't know where you got this idea from x.com/highkcyloser/s…

When people care about the election like it actually matters and doesn't just ultimately feed into the govs premeditated agenda haha

@HighkcyLoser You on your first plane

@HighkcyLoser yeah 'cause you're ugly