Golden Brown - The Stranglers.

Nigerian parents always thinking working the life out of you is a flex.

I enter your page make I engage you na only your post I dey see 😂😂 ehn ehn weldone Merlin

Every thing goes with garri

As a guy, if a girl should have an orgasm before you that's game over for you bro.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Where’s my flowers?

When you realize February is just an extended version of January.

Unapologetically lecturers that fuck their students are pedophiles and they need serious jail time.

Ramadan Day 15.. May the rest of your life be filled with endless blessings, wealth, happiness abd comfort 🙏

Nawa o

My mutuals whenever they see my tweets.

Have you guys seen the movie "Constipation?" No, it never came out!

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I stand to be corrected, but I think when you call someone your sister, we all assume they’re younger and if you call someone your brother we assume they’re older.

I mean better safe than sorry.

Girls be like; Girls friendship in unreal that’s why I love rolling with guys. If you ask, would you date a guy this has female friends? Same girls; Nooo

Prove me wrong but I think Sukuna doesn’t stand a chance against Yagami Light.

Can you stop ignoring me and be more like potassium?

When that one bro got dumped by his girlfriend and now wants a spot back with the boys

Saving myself from myself is a damn job