At this point, just give him a “Super Nobel Peace Prize for the Most Peace,” a coloring book of Greenland, so we can all move on with our lives.

It’s actually only a trade bazooka if it’s from the Bazouque region of France, otherwise it’s a HANDELSPANZERFAUST.

The EU sometimes is too slow: FO SHUR 😎 and it needs to be reformed: FO SHUR 👉😎👉

Danes ob 5:47 je na troli igrala Like a Prayer in zdej imam ušesnega črva :)

"Concerns have been raised about your performance lately" Me: FO SHUR 😎🇫🇷 "We are going to put you on a Perfomance Improvement Plan" Me: FO SHUR 😎🇫🇷

85-letnemu dediju in bici smo trije digitalno pismeni 30-40 min štimali eZvem na telefon. Popizdiš!

Ljudje, to ni politični tvit (če to na Twitterju sploh še obstaja). Zrihtat smsPASS in eZvem na dveh androidnih telefonih, ki so mi res neintuitivni (glupi Apple user) je pač trajalo. Peace out.

Js bom bruhala, prisežem. bbc.com/news/videos/cp…

Fo shur.

Biti novinar dandanes = lose your goddamn mind.

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

I grew up with Alex Pretti theverge.com/policy/868567/…

This is so true 😭

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

Zunaj diši po obrisih pomladi.

Dokazi, da sem odrasla in da je to naporno: a) baby shower od 11.00 do 14.00 b) služba od 15.00 do 23.00

Zelo zanimiv pogovor. Če imate doma otroka, ki bo enkrat najstnik, če imate doma najstnika, ali pa kar tako, ker se spomnite, da ste tudi sami enkrat bili tam :) Nedeljsko branje! 🔗 n1info.si/novice/intervj… 👇

japanese volleyball player makes the most genuine apology after accidentally hitting someone with his serve

Seems like Good Bunny to me.