The only possible explanation for the vaccine causing blood clots is the microchips getting stuck in your veins

As a white person, I can confirm that we absolutely love loadshedding. Can’t wait for that magical time of the day when we just sit in the dark for hours with no cell signal. Waiting to become a crime statistic while losing money every minute is exhilarating.

With 3 points labelled A, N and C

I get messages like this on a daily basis and it sucks the soul out of me. But you know what doesn’t suck?? The Dyson D10 vacuum cleaner with its brand new technology. It sucks great!

Success

Nerf horn toss ty

After many years, finally standing desk. Booty will b poppin

On twitter today for all the salty F1 tears

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

Ya no

I have another 2 R200 Uber Eats vouchers from Nixuh to give away 😇 To win: - Retweet ☝ - Follow Nixuh - Follow Instagram.com/chloverg Winners announced on Sunday 😄 🇿🇦 only ❤

Only reason Chelsea didn’t score 5 last night was because Harry Maguire wasn’t on the pitch

My local dry cleaner was struggling to pay the bills. He was losing $10,000/mo. I told him to "use AI to transform his business" He took my advice. Bought a $20/mo subscription for ChatGPT. His business is totally transformed. He now loses $10,020/mo.

Man clearly never been to home affairs. Surprised they didn’t ask for proof of address

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Are there any gamers/streamers/content creators in the Sandton/illovo area in JHB who would be interested in group training sessions together? Pop into DM’s if this is something of interest 🙏 RT appreciated