“Calluses n' Coxcalls: When novices say the workout is hard and give up ”

These barges keep a comin📢📢📢

Apparently hitting the wall 3 times wasn't enough for the novice. Maybe they're trying to go for a record or something?

Can't tell if I'm more nervous or excited for HOTO tomorrow.

Why do crew outings always end with cops. Damn novices

Shit what we gonna do

Boathouse Bitches better bring my bag to practice

I'm at that point where I could just strangle our stroke and toss her overboard

There's always that one bitch on the team who refuses to rig or let alone carry an oar

When a cox try's to tell me it is hard to steer<<< bitch try toeing a four while rowing then tell me how hard it is

All the bitches in the boathouse got a birthday coming up. You know what that means 🎉🍻🎉🎁🎊🎈🍺

Fuck basic bitches that lie when doing suicides #thatshitdead

Since the government shut down, I guess there's no drinking age limit...

Things not to do: talk & look the other way when carrying oars. I just oared the coach right up the ass...full credit card swipe

complain about my backsplash one more time and the next stroke wont be the only thing my oars hitting

Jesus Christ, what do you not understand about cut the cake.

Those bitches who think they're"so positive"and"indie". Bitch your the reason we're all in a bad.Stop playing that fox song #attentionwhore

You're a basic whore #learnhowtorow

Saying goodbye to all the graduates on the team may be the hardest thing ever