“I wonder what’s the best way to get the most candy on Halloween…”

"Hold on, I don't think I agreed to this at all. Can I please apply for retirement benefits?"

"Why not I just change the channel instead of watching the show, since I want to watch something else. I hear the watching paint dry channel is doing something special for Halloween."

"You know, I guess that's another reason why I'm not interested in Shadaloo, you all think that watching paint dry is entertaining, lmao."

“I think that was you, completely ignoring japanese law as I’m not allowed to have a job.”

🌸: Had to deal with a real piece of work earlier. Gonna hopefully try to get back into the groove

“When it comes to Halloween, don’t dress up as a pony that loves equality, you end up loosing candy after the first house”

"Well it's fun to know that you're actually an old grandpa, lmao. Do you still need to take your old man pills?"

🌸: will get to replies later twitter is being weird.

“Go back to the retirement home, you old geezer.”

"Has anyone ever managed to figure out what the mystery meat is?"

“Who says I still have a crush on Ryu? I’m not the same as I once was.”

“… holdup, I don’t think I’m even old enough for that.”

“Wait why am I here? I really need to do my math homework.”

"I'm 16 and still in high school."

“I’ve played enough Sentinels of the Multiverse to just know of problems that causes.”

🌸: Got Capcom Fighting mix yesterday and played Cyberbots and Pocket Fighter until I got an ending in both and saw Morrigan in a nurse outfit. Fun stuff

“For today, I got a special turkey, a Honeybaked Turkey Breast which came fully pre cooked and glazed. It’s gonna be delicious!”

“Poor Morrigan…”

“I see people asking if they had a warning, what it would be. I don’t think I would have that much of a warning .”