Devastatingly and brilliant at the same time. And I could have sworn making people think was a good thing.

You would think they learned not to trivialize us nearly 250 years ago

Watching the US women beat England while sitting next to a dude from Manchester was glorious.

When your wine list has 7 egregious misspellings, I have no faith in anything else you are doing. Have some pride in what you do.

Correct reason, as a kid you loved that you were amazing at arguing.

So it took this long for the White House to figure out the Chief Justice all but told them what to say on the census question? And they said 1Ls are struggling to find summer jobs these days...

I just heard a preteen complain to “mommy” the restaurant didn’t have avacado toast FOR DINNER. We should definitely make sure that generation gets to go to school for free forever.

I will never accept a guy wearing shorts and a tie in public. This isn’t rush at Ole Miss

Ok Cali, we get it - you didn’t like the trump July 4 speech. Settle down.

Sublime really

Tennessee Wine and Spirts had literally NOTHING to do with wine shipping. And from Forbes...

Ding dong the summers are gone.

We have a new clubhouse leader in the dumbest “interests” on a law students resume: eating. Why he or she didn’t including breathing and sleeping is a mystery.

Stop with resume “interests”

As soon as you start thinking you’re beating me in a depo or hearing. x.com/SpicyWengz/sta…

Cheating distance...

The Uber Eats driver who texts “I have arrived” when they’re supposed to deliver to the do might as well be the junior associate who emails “here’s a very rough draft” when the brief was due yesterday.

Tom Steyer gets top marks for camera eye contact, but that’s about it

Haven’t posted in a while, but last batch of #LawSchool student resumes brought me back. If you insist on that stupid “interests/skills” section, it better be something unique. I know lots of people who like to cook, play golf, read novels, and work out. #resumes #biglaw