Grown ass man with Do Not Disturb on

I don’t think I’m gonna get the job guys

Spurs fans standing up to cheer for Wemby’s blocks

'And you?' haha

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

This is what the inside of Taco Bell used to look like before George Bush ruined it

When you’re traveling with somebody who doesn’t have TSA PreCheck and they think you won’t ditch them

Graders wiping their ass while grading cards is crazy work 😂

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

Listen, I know gas is $5, interest rates are 5%, and housing is unaffordable. But on the bright side you’ll also get laid off because of AI

When u make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

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Me: hey, can I have a little more chicken please? Chipotle worker:

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

Falcons fans for 3 1/2 quarters in 2016

lord if she’s not the one for me, force her to be, cuz yeah she is

I’ll say 2 hours

Hold on guys.