I donot want to upset anyone but I must share terrible story of animal cruelty. Mom got Chinese food lunch and didnot share with me, not even one tiny noodle. Even tho I'm very good boy who asked nicely and looked at her like this

I'm baseball herodog

Good news evryone: I got pizza bones

Computer man is here to fix mom's computer and he does NOT want my advice or for me to sit in his lap to snoopervise!!! Very spishus.

I like when mom watches Columboshow with HERODOG bassett star!!! He barks at bad guys from inside Columbocar! He just got yummy icecream cone! Is best herodog.

Ime thinking big thoughts

Today is sad for mine family: we said goodbye to Uncle Oskar, who was a good good boy. We will all miss him very very much but mine mom has extra sads becos they were best frens for a very long time, before she ever met me or dad! Ancient histories!!

Mom thinks she is hilarious comeedian but do you kno wat is NOT a funny joke?! ""Are you sure you want to go to dogpark Otto? You don't have to! You can stay in car while I go to park if you want"" IT IS MINE DOGPARK AND I WANT TO PLAY NOW 😤

I donot like this stoopid shirt and I REALLY donot like how stressy the baseball show makes mom. Go Phillies so mom will be less stressy!!!

Night night

Mom says she ragrets getting me this toy which is a weird thing to say about a fun new dragon frend!!! [Video: a dachshund on a shaggy faux fur rug is incessantly squeaking a toy]

We are watching gratest ever moovie about how Snoopy is amazing warherodog! He is so brave

WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE

Mom is using big fancy words to say STINK THEFTS mayb I can't spell but I can say ROOD and ILLEAGAL

AWOOOOOOOOO

DOG PARK BALL NOW [Video 1: Otto the dachshund runs toward the camera with a tennis ball. Video 2: Otto the dachshund jumps at a ball his mom is holding. When she throws it, he races away after it]

Frends i have BIG ANNOUNCE: I'm now have an BROTHER!!! His name is Mr. Peanut and we share many innterests like sniffing, wrassling, playing chase, and eating worms. We are bestfrends!!!

New TWO-DOG window seat!!! Major nayborhood watch upgrade

Happy Easter from us and our giant carrot!!!! [Video: two reddish brown dogs are playing tug of war with plenty of growls over a giant stuffed carrot that's bigger than both of them]

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