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Bijan

@bijanm

privacy & public policy; lawyer. snark, basketball, and policy in no particular order. views are mine alone. RTs = Super Smash Bros. challenges.

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calendar_today11-05-2008 18:45:18

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mRNA_GoyimExploder (@slumrna_dog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

>Boomers when you merely point out that they’re in an economically advantageous position because they lived through extremely favorable economic conditions

Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you factor in reach/visibility and the resources required to make it happen, you could make a decent argument that this is the most embarrassing thing any human has ever done

Gay Wheeljack (@sjwheeljack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fulnecky is a paragon of American conservativism: someone with strong opinions on a topic she admits she doesn't understand, and is willing to harm the livelihoods of others to defend herself from the consequences of her own ignorance.

north (@north0fnorth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

in a perfect world this would look like hong kong and be the most beautiful megacity on earth instead of being 25% city and 75% suburbs

derek guy (@dieworkwear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

derek guy (@dieworkwear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

american craftsmanship is declining. 20 years ago, if you wanted to manufacture a reason for a war, you had to make a map and do a little presentation at the UN. now you just say anything.

M. Nolan Gray 🥑 (@mnolangray) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A heck of a chart: in every single one of the 10 major US cities that built the most housing between 2017 and 2023, rents for older, existing units fell—often by quite a bit.

A heck of a chart: in every single one of the 10 major US cities that built the most housing between 2017 and 2023, rents for older, existing units fell—often by quite a bit.
Cassie Pritchard (@hecubian_devil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is really one of the more galling parts of this discourse every time it pops up; random American civilians are supposed to be calm, disciplined, ice-water in their veins, but armed agents of the state are entitled to take life on the basis of “feelings”

Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“It cannot be constitutionally valid, given that it runs so contrary to the will of the people” is the funniest thing you could possibly say about the American Constitution

“It cannot be constitutionally valid, given that it runs so contrary to the will of the people” is the funniest thing you could possibly say about the American Constitution
mattie lubchansky (@lubchansky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Great question! It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider. The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.

one dozen rats at a keyboard (@panasonicdx4500) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.

Kareem Carr, Statistics Person (@kareem_carr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

man: i wish to publish reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini