ya know who linkin park should have chose? me

RIP James Earl Jones. My mom’s cousin had sex with him if you can believe it.

Wife is away. Watching saving silverman with my dog again

Cheesecake Factory but it’s 24/7 and they let you smoke inside

Innovative hot dog solutions

POV you are watching VH1 in the 00s

this is sick

Trader Joe’s is an absolute nightmare. We should all stop going

Why is every headline about Al Pacino weird and confusing

Thinking about buying a Buick

Yeah I’m doin the drywall up there at the new McDonald’s

Worst of all time

Dogshit: my yard —> my shoe —> the south hills village mall

A French woman was scammed out of €830,000 after believing she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt and he needed an emergency kidney transplant.