Blanke Snell tosses a no-hitter and the Dodgers are losing to the A’s… what a great night

People are like teeth. The white ones are good. The yellow ones are ok for the most part. But the black ones are always bad.

Y’all wanna know what I think is funny? Everyone who voted thinking their votes count. That’s what this government WANTS you to think. That you have a choice. You DON’T. This country’s government has been bought and paid for a long time ago, and Americans have no say in anything

Voting for ANYONE makes you stupid. Until you come to your senses and realize your ‘vote’ is meaningless

A photo of Angel Reese as a baby…

Why didn’t Angel Reese wear panties to the picnic? To keep the flies away from the chicken.

Hey look, it’s Elon Musk’s twin sister, Elon DeGeneres

I just took a massive dump. When I looked at it I coulda sworn Angel Reese was in my toilet but then realized it’s just a big fat turd waiting to be flushed

What’s the difference between LeBron James and a fart? A fart is entertaining