Parents have just “booked in” a time for me to help with their technology. Please send help/ mince pies/ boxes of heroes.

At the “I’d like to go for a remote run” stage of the family Christmas. (Love ‘em to bits and hugely grateful to be seeing them.. but this was flipping glorious. Full disclosure.. more walking than running…)

This is spectacular. Is this quintessentially British..? This feels peak British? Like Hugh Grant making a cup of tea while someone talks about the weather on a delayed train because of some rogue leaves.. Treat yourselves to a scroll through #duvetknowitschristmas & donate ❤️

I am not falling for this inventive attempt by the mother to get goodness into us during festivities..

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the Wee Donkey, Father Christmas (the mother) nailed the stocking gifts..

Have beaten previous record and maxed out gluttony to sufficient levels to already be desperate for a fruit salad..

Settled down to watch PREM Rugby with the Father for the first time since old C-vid turned up.. some quality rugby analysis occurring during the absolute try-fest.. but a good 10 mins at the start on WHAT THE HELL HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE QUINS KIT?!

What an absolute legend.

Tell me you live in Dubai without telling me you live in Dubai.. You start your joke about not having Botox.. and realise your Botox doc is in the audience..

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I was five minutes late for a work teams call last week and was plummeted into a pit of self doubt as to whether I should be in the position I am, and it prompted a frantic need to apologize. HOW IS HE STILL GOING..?!

Best game of Hokey Cokey ever witnessed..

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Well this finished me.. What an epic game of rugby and incredible play by the Italians. I’m exhausted.

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I basically go on Twitter once every two years because I find it EXHAUSTING.. but oh my days it was worth it to see this 😻😻😻

Politicians have spoken, players have expressed their discomfort, ministers demanded removal, and media is putting pressure around Rubiales. FIFA, the governing body of the sport and organizers of the event are yet to speak. FIFA, you are failing so many. DO YOUR JOB.

Well this hasn’t aged well..