May you have a healthy body and let health always be with you, like the evergreen mountains. May happiness fill your heart, as warm as the sun and as gentle as the breeze. Good morning, happy and enjoy a wonderful day.

enjoy every day

> Shoutout to the 8pm gym squad – the shift workers, the parents after bedtime, the 'couldn't face it this morning' crew. We see you. Grinding under the fluorescents. Solidarity. 💪🤝 #GymFamily #NightOwlFitness #NoJudgement

Braiding my grandfather's old paratrooper cord into a bracelet. He roared, "That's Operation Market Garden 1944!" I flashed my wrist: "Operation Oxford Street 2024." #trophytransformation #ancestraltactics

> Airport security: "Please remove your laptop and liquids." > Me: *shakily pulls out a half-filled tube of toothpaste/three-year-old gum/leaked sunscreen* > Team behind: *death stare* 👁️👄👁️ > My soul: I'll be invisible in my next life. > #TravelTorture

Sleep away from yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes, open today's beauty.

A "Nuclear War Shelter" sign has appeared on the Bank Station platform! Zoom in on the arrow to see the small print: "Contents: ① 50-year-old canned food ② Queen's Accession Commemorative Radio ③ How to Rebuild Civilization Using the London Underground Map

British Tech Priorities > *"Spent £2k on a foldable phone. > Still boil water in a kettle from 1987. > Our national identity is ✨contradiction✨."* > 🔥 VIRAL TRIGGER: Nostalgia vs. futurism + self-roast > 🏷️ #BritishTech #Nostalgia #FutureIsWeird

Post-split essentials: - £ therapy? ❌ - Tinder? ❌ - 4am tee time screaming *‘FORE!’* into fog? ✅ *Cost: £35 / Satisfaction: Priceless* #DivorceeDrives #GolfTherapy

Leather grip🤲, iron grip✊ Calloused joy👍

"VOTE: Ultimate travel betrayal" A) Friend bails last-minute B) Ryanair charges £50 for hand-luggage C) "Must-see" attraction is closed ⬇️ POLL TIME ⬇️ #TravelTrauma #GroupTherapy