@davisvsdavis with unsuspecting bachelors at #gocmnh - awesome comedy night at the museum!!… instagram.com/p/ljA2MJyBrK/

Accidentally crossed a task off my to-do list - had to do it right away so as not to disturb the integrity of the list.

Happy Mother's Day to my Mom, who is not on any social media. #hipperthanusall instagram.com/p/n4N4UyyBkz/

MT Terminal Tower CLE: "" Cleveland Museum of Natural History check this out - falcon selfie!

Is the Price Is Right just a government racket to make money by taxing cars and armoires?

How does the TSA feel about coke-nails? Asking for a fiend.

Mopped 3.5 rooms in my house - this glowing sense of domestic accomplishment must be how Martha Stewart feels all the time! #impressive

Happened upon a cute local fabric shop on my way to Joann's, so I got my fabric there instead - love when that happens! #shoplocal

Hello, Newmoon

Supermoon had better watch out or DC will make it into a movie. #unscientificsuperheroes

Someone please tell fax spammers that no one uses fax machines anymore. #spammachine

Pool, then cookout - spent most of the day outside and it really felt like summer!

I work at the best place with the best people! #naturalhistorynerds

Just helped Laura light her oven pilot #ladiessolvingproblems #feminism

...and then proceeded to lock my keys in my car stopping for beer at a place that doesn't sell alcohol on Sun #shouldnthavebeensococky

Say no to cynicism: ofa.bo/h0pZ

See Harvey the venomous beaded #lizard from Sharon Center Vet in #PoisoninCLE opening 2/27! cmnh.org/poison

When you hear someone chewing with their mouth open and you're resisting the urge to punch them in the throat...

#ThinkandDrink—Step Behind the Curtain is NEXT WED 3/16! Test new #CMNH100 prototypes & more cmnh.org/tde

This tiny book is so cute! x.com/cmnhlibrarchiv…