My man stretching it out like:

🤣🤣🤣. Bet he was practicing that in front of his mums full size mirror the night before too. Gutted for the lad

Two tickets for The Oasis please

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

Finally !!!! Today to start the season at home against Chatteris Town FC reserves. Kick off is 3pm at The Nest. #UpTheSwifts #SeckerAndLewiesBlueAndWhiteArmy

Today we welcome Benwick Athletic FC (CHRISTCHURCH) to The Nest in a 3pm kick off. Live updates throughout the game will be posted on here. #Swifts

3-0. What a move from the 10 men Swifts. longy⚽️ supplies the pass of the season to set up Adan-Jay for his second of the game

Match ended 4-0. Man of the match today. JonJo Shelvey. Class in the middle of the park. What a guy

1-0. Sloppy game with neither team doing a lot. longy⚽️ opens the scoring from a defensive error

2-1 victory. Superb first half and well below par second. Credit to Great Paxton FC who played very well second half. Potential banana skin avoided. Goals were scored by longy⚽️ and Adan-Jay #Swifts

Huge test today as we travel to undefeated Stretham F.C. in the first round of the Creake Charity Shield. Kick off is 3pm.

📅 On this day, 22 years ago, a 16-year old Wayne Rooney announced himself to the world with this goal against Arsenal. 🐐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💫

3-1 victory for the first team. Not our best performance but a deserved win to progress in the cup. Goals were scored by Adan-Jay , Ben Garner and Ryan Alexander. Man of the match was Ryan Shinn who Dealt with the worlds angriest man with ease.

7-1 win. Deserved victory even though we made it hard against a stubborn ten men Witchford 96 Res . Goals were scored Adan-Jay x 2 , Richard Mills , Callum Moles , jack brand , longy⚽️ and an OG.

Home to Needingworth United today in a 2pm KO at The Nest. Refreshments available 👍🏻

Today we travel to The Eagle Football Club in another big game for the team. Kick off is 3pm. Postcode for anyone travelling is CB8 7SF

5-0 win. Too easy for us today against a normally strong side. Goals from jack brand , longy⚽️ , Adan-Jay , Richard Mills and man of the match Ben Garner #Getcha

31 years ago in Milan: Demetrio Albertini is appointed CEO of Shitpinger Industries.

Barcelona corruption in the champions league again what a shambles of a ref no way is that a red 🤯🤯

Shane Duffy has had enough of Liam Manning😬 It’s all going wrong at Norwich… #ncfc x.com/letsbeavinguu/…