Some middle aged man in Westchester watching his child camp a tent to watch their basketball team lose after paying 60k a semester

The best part of the Duke “nba prospect” argument is how much they’ve fallen off, they’re not bragging about top 5 picks anymore. They’re bragging about who the Fort Wayne Mad Ants new shooting guard

The last thing I’ll say, before Sarah takes my phone away, is duke is like the bad guy from karate kid if the bad guy from karate kid was ass at karate

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People gave tenet its flowers when Nolan won at the Oscar’s but they should be in on the prestige

going Shohei Ohtani mode at happy hour today (getting so drunk only one guy can understand me so I ask him to place all my march madness bets for me)

When I say I’m a hater this is what I mean

The plot of First Man (2018)

Got challenged to a game of knockout and unwittingly gave my girlfriend the ick :/

These guys encompass our fanbase right now

Being a panthers fan is funny cause you say things like “im excited to watch Andy dalton play qb”

when i’m watching the batman and he starts being mean to alfred

“We will call it Raleigh-Durham International Airport.” Named for the city of Raleigh-Durham, sir? “It’s actually two different cities.” And which one will the airport be in? “Morrisville.”

Graham Norton: tell us about the new film Nosferatu: Graham: ohh ok don't give anything away. I saw it yesterday and it's a big proper scary horror Nosferatu: Graham: very good Nosferatu: ...I just want to say I love Castaway Tom Hanks: well how about that, that's sweet

I woulda laid down next to it

Tonight we let the Josh talk

The good news is that they’ll never take the opening drive away from Carolina