Naps before work on raining days are the best 😴

Slow nights at work means shit gets weird

Talking customers into splitting 6 packs is my favorite 👏

We don't understand you either, no worries x.com/NY__Rebel/stat…

"You remind me of the teddy bear in Ted how you cuss" 🖕😐🖕

Tear in my rotator cuff is a new level of bad today. #HolyFuckingOuch

All I want for Christmas is a giant flannel onsie to sit in and drink hot coffee in for a day.

I need a portable coffee marker to just float behind me all day

It's so sad that the first thought for so many deaths now is, damn another one to heroin. This needs to end. Get help. Get clean. Your babies need you.

Panicking over this interview on Friday hardcore. #INeedThis

So excited for best friend time in the barn 🙆🙆🙆

Gotta to snuggle this boy tonight 😍 #MuchNeeded

All these CMA tweets and I'm driving 😭

Started watching Georgia vs Auburn in 3rd quarter.

Should Georgia even have this #1 rank right now 🤔

Just saw 2 beautiful big bucks strapped down and off to be processed. #DoWorkOhio

Seriously.... why are we starting penalties this early

And that fumble means I give up on this game. Nap time it is.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Just finished a scoop and a half of Spark and now I'm having coffee. God bless anyone who has to deal with me today 😂😂😂