9pts clear #MUFC

2 more days then it's the Austrian slopes! #snowboardingtime

Game day! #MLFC

Finding it hard to give a fuck about Rooney. 1. Feels tiny compared to SAF going 2. The Rooney I loved died with the first transfer request.

The city of Manchester is RED

Love a day off! Shit to sort today ring me when your up Matt Johnson #australia #5weeks goodbye!

“@tomescreet: What a body! Women who lifts! Yes please! #yesplease pic.x.com/Zi8zM2LEud” are you for real? #nutjob

@tomescreet haha, so you would want a bird who's bigger then you? Ha

Towie, just to see Lucy Mecklenburgh #mega

@tomescreet Lucy is unreal

He nicknamed my pussy 'Jessie J'...because just like her, it's bald & it's a cunt.

All the news about my renewal with Real Madrid are false.

"These bibs fucking stink."

Happy birthday to the president of UEFA Michel Platini. RT if you think he's a bellend.

Check out Tinder... it shows you who likes you nearby! Daniel Hudson gotinder.com/app

Close one eye, tilt your phone and look at this from the charger hole pic.x.com/KtFEggKwin

Brilliant.

Is this a joke? Joey Essex ..... You have your cat on twitter?

A new team will be playing in the Premier League this season. Their home games will be played at St. Anfield.