eat a tube of lip gloss today in honor of bella’s birthday

2 years since the crush debacle

no you guys, it was me

the american dream is having your skin stolen by jen

chlorine water

BEEFY COMMUNISM

i love how every so often we come back to the weirdness that is weather in different places and how we pronounce things differently

remember when we used to ask each other to CALL us on the phone if adam went live. so we could WAKE UP in the middle of the night in order to not miss one

hey everyone welcome to my day in the life as a [redacted] living in the facets of your mind. today i woke up and got my morning routine started with an easy kill, this person wasn’t too difficult and they didn’t really fight back so i scooped out their brains and enjoyed it wit-

beefies passed

I WUSH I HAD A POOO

this is your monthly beefy tweet

hey guys

big melch merch sale today featuring the new FRUITLAND tote bag 🍎 melchandise.com