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Today is my birthday

Brainrot comes for us all

Shoplifting is the only way people can get an orange. Think those oranges are ours? Well, they were the tree’s first. Capitalism is theft.

I'm a sloth

Oasis is playing at the CVS right after the announcement on the "buy one, get one free" sunscreen

I'm old and I'm not afraid to admit that

beaboutitpress.com/daniel-giovial… Inspirational pop music with soul, Daniel Gioviale-Fernandez embraces pure positivity on the emotionally impactful “Phases.”

I have never met a writer that shit talks other writers

"Let them ask Grok" is this generation's "Let them eat cake."

I am the Arizona Iced Tea of Online Lit

Let them ask Grok

I'm so glad all the Online Lit fighting has ended and finally Online Lit can know peace

I almost had a near-life experience but fortunately logged into Twitter just in time

When I die, bury me in the clown coffin because my life was a joke

If you live rent-free in someone's head, congratulations, you can save that freed-up money for a down payment

bit.ly/3Hc9yGT Black Astronaut Records delivers the joy and snide humor of the late 90s/early 00s with the incredible “The Walrus, The Ninja, and The Gypsy from Sydney.”

ChatGPT, will I ever be loved?

A Pitchfork review site, but it just reviews online presences

thank u BeachSloth xD

A remake of "The Notebook" called "The Substack," but all the romantic parts are behind a paywall