This is why you shouldn’t waste your money on Amazon #AmazonPrime. The service is terrible and there is zero accountability. I pay membership fees to have my packages NOT delivered on time. Now my guests can shower and dress in the dark this weekend. Thank you.

Another day, another delay. The real #amazonprime experience. Thanks Amazon.

Oh, look. Another delay. Amazon is just killing it with my #amazonprime delivery service. This was supposed to be delivered today. Then Friday. Then Monday. And now Tuesday. And, after all that, it looks like they couldn't even bother to drop off the already late package on time

Riddle me this, Amazon. If the package I was supposed to receive yesterday with my #amazonprime shipping was sent from less than 10 miles away, then why is it in California right now?

Remind me why I bother to pay Amazon #AmazonPrime? I order something that’s supposed to be delivered on Thursday and instead it is shipped late and then shows Monday delivery without any indication of delay or apology. I guess this is just how you treat your paying customers.

Why is Amazon so terrible with order tracking? Don’t you like run the damn cloud? It’s pretty clear from FedEx this package is NOT arriving today. But here you are…telling me that it is. I love paying #amazonprime fees of $120 a year for this awful level of customer service.

Aaaaannnd…here we go again with unbelievably terrible #amazonprime service from Amazon. Clearly stated the 25th for delivery upon ordering. Now ships for delivery on the 27th. No message, no apology, just typical bait and switch.

Guests arriving from the airport in 30 mins and this is what our guest bathroom looks like thanks to Amazon #AmazonPrime. No light. No mirror. Delay after delay. Zero accountability. I’m so embarrassed. #FridayThoughts #firstworldproblems

So, I have #AmazonPrime and order a Prime eligible item. Why would it take a full week in transit? When did Amazon just decide that this was an acceptable way to treat its Prime customers.

Ok, juicy update. Was just told by Amazon #customerservice that the reason my item will take a week in transit is because it’s “72 inches. Apparently they think this light is packaged fully assembled with the chords fully extended. Good Lord. You can’t make this stuff up.

Are you tired of paying $120 a year for crappy #AmazonPrime service? Late shipments. Delayed transit. Terrible customer service. And, worst of all, no accountability. Let’s change that. Let’s be heard. Retweet, like, and add comments with YOUR frustrating Amazon experiences.

Pretty crappy to blame the carrier for a delayed delivery when they’ve been saying all along what the real delivery date was. You shipped the package late, have broken tracking APIs and try to blame UPS. I just don’t understand how Amazon #AmazonPrime service can be so bad.

A shining example of the terrible customer service from Amazon. My #AmazonPrime order inexplicably taking over a week to arrive. No answers. No accountability. Oh and they deliberately disconnect you. #TuesdayFeeling #tuesdayvibe

Listening to Heart across the pond in Seattle Washington. Pandora is giving us the energy we need to remodel our bathroom. Keep the awesome music coming!! Jeff & Jeremy.

Hi Lilah. Our cats Jinx and Jade (and my husband Jeremy and I) are listening to you on Heart from across the pond in Seattle.

How is FedEx so laughably terrible at delivery? #SundayThoughts #ripoff

Someone was #thoughtful enough to send me a fresh fruit basket. Unfortunately, thanks to the #pathetic incompetence of FedEx it’s rotting in a box somewhere. #Friyay

Another day, another FedEx delay. They are sooooooo terrible. Can’t wait to receive my rotten fruit basket after three delays.#sundayvibes #Pathetic

What a train wreck waiting over 45 minutes for my bag from Spirit Airlines. No update. No employees. Terrible customer services. Like I have an extra hour to sit at the airport and wait for you.

As a gay man I am embarrassed and disgusted that Seattle Pride is not permitting Seattle Police Department officers to march in uniform. How do you ignore over 50 years of progress and support? What a stain on this year’s pride celebration. We need more qualified leadership.