I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer. shorturl.xaijo.com/dianne

I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives. bitly.xaijo.com/carol

Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July. shorturl.xaijo.com/ted

Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them. googl.adultgalls.com/angeline

Im probably the best ever at being humble. googl.adultgalls.com/lynda