I'm Batman. I don't enjoy anything.

We Can't Fail, I Can't Fail.

Did I mention I was cast as Batman?

Atleast im not blind anymore...

#BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck Nuff Said

Alfred!!!!!!!!!

I need to start practicing my Deep Raspy Voice

I kicked ass in WW2, Saved the World from Nuclear Catastrophe, beatdown while blind, smuggled Americans out of Iran,but I can't play #Batman

People need to stop overreacting.

"Batman: Alfred!!!! dammit!!!! " *Smashes Fist Into Ground Next to him in Anger* CUT

Sorry just practicing some lines!

I gotta say the VMAs really helped get people to stop crawling up my ass about me playing Batman!

Interesting enough for you.

Wow I got stuck in the Batcave for almost 3 days!! I couldn't fine my way out and I could not call for help #NoReceptionDownHere

You guys thought my car was cool wait till you see the cave!

Everyone's going nuts about my new suit.

I am Batman.

BATMAN & R2BIN Bad Robot

THE C3PED CRUSADER Zack Snyder

A Tan Bat Suit ? #tansuit #SOTU