Fish waking up in the Chicago River.

I tried day drinking from 10am into the night yesterday & got handed a tequila soda around 7pm that fucked my life up.

All my friends are eating crawfish & at the beach back in TX and the water in SC is still in the 60s & I haven’t had a single crawfish

My cat & I have a love/hate relationship with each other

I’m gonna buy this and drive around picking up the spring breakers and tell them Sunnyside is Midtown…

I love a good chips n salsa

magnesium is what melatonin wishes it was

My Johnny Blue Skies package still hasn’t delivered :,)

if you know, you know… 😮‍💨

The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off

I could talk to my grandma for hours

Invite me to your wedding I’ll dance with any1

New Apple update has my phone tweaking

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

Being up at 5am isn’t very fun

Impressive. Johnny Blue Skies (Sturgill Simpson) debuts at No. 3 on the Billboard 200 after selling 64,000 copies of “Mutiny After Midnight” without the help of streaming or digital downloads.

I just want the 1990 Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer type of America back.

“Don’t Let Go” from Sturgill Simpson’s new album Mutiny after Midnight, his second LP under his Johnny Blue Skies pseudonym. I think Sturgill is the best country/country-rock/whatever artist to debut in the past 20 years. #sturgillsimpson #vinyl #recordcollection #johnnyblueskies

Coming to Charleston baby, so excited!!!