Powell is going to jail the same way Obama is. He isn't.

They're tracking stablecoin performance on CNBC like it's gonna have a move

Consensus now is something like "the warning signs of the end times are here, you have 3-6 months or less maybe left"

After watching a crew of Mexicans work on my yard for a week, I can safely say I'm glad I hired someone else to do this shit

Ofc retail isn't even here yet. Mostly just institutions pumping Dino coins and hot trash right?

Eric Trump gloating topticked eth smh

MANIFESTED

-80% How can a fund be -80% this year?

Last cycle: pushing boundaries with new tech like rebasing, tax coins, algo stables, good ponzis, people actually held coins This cycle: the dog has a hat! The cat pops!The poop has aura! More token launchers! FnF bundles! Take me back to when crypto was fun man I hate it here

Goddamn it's so ugly Nevertheless I think it'll be a long at some point in the future (once CT stops trying to long it)

Who up slurping?

Have I made a horrible mistake buying the cirrus epic?

There's a guy out there currently borrowing $15,000,000 against 112 Cryptopunks at 13% APR He claimed 180 of them for a grand total of $200 in 2017 and now pays $5,500 per day in interest He's paid $3,000,000+ in interest since 2022 to borrow against them instead of selling

How many of you longed the interview?

/bybit_ben_saved_me

-700m off the market cap since the stream began

I know there's only a few dozen of us tracking this case but what a load of nonsense LIFO for tracing lmao

Marketing in crypto is very hard bc 98% of the products are unmarketable

Update: Over $1b in lost market cap since the stream yesterday

This shit is genuinely unbelievable