the watermark trick is a big brained play by nikita to get everyone to refocus on how bad the X logo is, and therefore pitch for a return of the twitter bird branding

Does anyone actually care about the status of their CI/CD pipeline?

All these new fancy protein drinks have Sucralose instead of sugar so they can say “0g sugar”, but it always seems to give me a headache or crazy bloating

you ever feel like being sad?

this is how gen z feels about boomers for centuries elders taught the young how to use tools. now kids watch adults fumble with netflix, then enter the workforce and see they can’t even join a zoom call. do you know how easy this is for me?

I get high off Claritin D

Conversely, my dad used to tell me never trust a man with a beard, they are hiding something. Not sure where that came from, perhaps his English father.

I wonder if modern computer hardware will ever be romanticized as much as stuff from the ~1995-2005 era

*bay area voice* i don't think i understand culture

I finally read The Straussian Moment and damn that dude was cooking, I wonder what the author is up to now.

Dress like Yud, love like Aella, think like Roko

the way a white girl looks at a white boy trying to enjoy rap music could kill a man

Is that shmurah matzah?

going to the store to pick up tools for posting later

Do twinks call each other twigga?

Has anyone experienced an LLM trying to sell them something? I’m a little surprised that hasn’t happened to me yet

You can really take any mundane household item and give it minimal branding to sell junk

Every time you dunk on someone’s stupid, evil, unacceptable behavior and message, imagine yourself serving them. A slave on the line every other hater, towing the blocks up the pyramid, building the idol of oppression you hate. Attention is care, energy, fuel: starve them out.

Twitter is about building a personal philosophical sandcastle with your friends from little aphorisms; no matter what, you walk away with sand in your shorts.

any sufficiently advanced infrastructure is indistinguishable from yaml