over 20 years ago and still entirely relevant

JD Vance mom should’ve just stuffed you with crack out the womb. see what happens. for science. maybe you’d end up with a functioning brain.

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

Theo Walcott asked how Man Utd's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team.. Rooney instantly: "We'd batter them." 😂

It all starts to make sense when you realize every single person in that organization from top to bottom is actively sabotaging and playing against Steph. Fucking shamefull behavior Golden State Warriors

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

Pete Hegseth U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

Alex Pretti was murdered.

zohran mamdani on a random sunday while the entire country is falling apart

Do you hear yourself?? Your federal agents shot a man ten times and you’re complaining about their fucking lunch being interrupted?? What the fuck is wrong with you??

Me for the last 30 hours

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

Dude was an atheist when it was cool to be 1. Was pro LGBTQ when it was cool to be one. Now he’s a Christian overnight, because it’s cool to be one. A grifter per excellence

I know his wife and Cam Thomas are the only two people Giannis has ever made that face at 😭😭

Meeting the UberEats driver at front door

This aint 2k baby!

TRIAL OF SEVEN

Why does this guy always talk like a World of Warcraft npc

Me at work: “I can’t wait to play video games tonight” Me at 7:30pm:

it’s insane that this cynical crypto gambling addicted pill popping loser can only see the world through fucking transactions. it’s completely beyond his scope of comprehension to care for anything other than himself. what a dark and sad way to live life. many such cases online.