Unrebuttable

My cat has been *lunging* inside the fridge every time the door opens because she can now identify the turkey tupperware by sight. The leftovers run out today and I'm concerned for my safety when they do.

I gave her the last of the turkey, and showed her very clearly that there was no more, but she refuses to accept it. Please help

That clip of Andy Reid in the punt pass and kick competition

I’d be such a shitty GM. I’d operate entirely on sentiment. I’d resign everyone until they retire and never make a trade.

Do Linear A and I’ll be impressed

Man he really sucks at this

here’s the cover for my book, CHANGEOVER preorder link in my bio!

Totally unscientific, but here's the engagement numbers on yesterday's rectums post on Twitter and Bsky. Given how it buries links, if you use social media to share your work—or just to find good things to read—Twitter is basically useless at this point.

The NFL is going to set off wars by recognizing Northern Cyprus and Transnistria

I can see the resemblance

In 1991, David Lynch showed the world the alienation and innate horror of a dirty street, directing this unforgettable anti-littering ad for the City of New York. RIP to a visionary filmmaker and a pioneer of the Trash Revolution.