Happy birthday my guy. 24 years of not driving your car off a bridge is impressive

I would legitimately vote for Mark Cuban if he ran for president

Choose healthy, choose health tea 🍵

Happy Valentine’s Day butt cheese

Be like me

I’m way too excited that Bobby Shmurda is out of jail

you tellin me a crab ran this goon?

Don’t use hair removal creams on your nipples

there’s no more exciting of a feeling than having a great idea.

First you take mango, I say nothing. Next you take mint, still I say nothing. Now you take threaten to take the last of what I love. Disgusting. Juul Labs please help

Cashews best nut

Me supporting the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team after literally not watching a single second of soccer for the past 8 years

Some days you are the pigeon, other days you are the statue

Let’s go golfin !

The sun is a monster

Got him!