me, going into the gym where i plan to run at least a mile and burn a few hundred calories: i’ll make one more loop, parking out here would be way too far of a walk

i love that when i see a man wearing fabletics i automatically know he has a woman that loves him

i am so disrespectful of my friends with Do Not Disturb on, i’ll hit “notify anyway” on a hey what’s up

bro i hate to break it to you but the artist you’re saying is sooooo much better than taylor swift probably respects the hell out of her

if the middle of the lindor truffle was a drug i would be in big trouble

i think one of the biggest scams of adulthood is that trash cans are SO expensive for no reason but NONE of them are actually good at their job

i am so strong (i didn’t reply “oh i’ve seen this! hilarious!” to something in my dm’s i saw two weeks ago)

thinking about quesalupas #gonebutnotforgotten

just saw a bumper sticker that said “forbidden fruit can get you in a JAM” ok is that supposed to dissuade me i literally love jam

Grad photos came back

all of my feelings regarding AI were fortified by the Disney Channel Original Movie Smart House

your honor my client needs to take his bereal

check on your friends taking day 2 of the bar exam today. i just fully cried to the inspirational message in the first song in my shuffle it was till i collapse by eminem

idk but it felt right in the nebraska furniture mart

re work emails: has anyone else noticed that “lol” is not okay at all but somehow “LOL.” is professional enough to send in an internal email?

the way that keys do that little jingle is such a clutch built in feature

i should say “i’m beside myself” wayyyy more often because yes i am

my biggest pet peeve is when people pronounce the “x” in a brand collab as “ex” like it’s “BY” like lumber “4x4” it’s not “target EX ralph lauren” what the heck would that mean it’s “target BYYY ralph lauren” sorry this is me being a hater

i don’t want to speak too soon (almost two years later) but i think rom coms are back