These days I don’t know what irks me the most between content couples and religious fanatics

Maybe I’m heartless now cos I watched Straw and shit is like comedy

God forbid a man should have scars

Nigerian Twitter is so predictable, because I know I'm gonna sleep tonight and wake up to Wizkid trending.

Once you stop being a pussy they’d call you a dick. Now reverse

Honestly the only reason I work is because the solitude I crave comes with a price.

I just watched Inception and I’m glad I didn’t watch it 15 years ago, that would’ve been 15 years of heaven knows what lol

Death is inevitable Life is unavoidable

When we pronounce twelve, we are actually saying two elves but faster

Incoming Arya Star go worry internet

Who is this Fazil guy? Damn

I learned long ago you can’t please them all and it hurts trying

Has anyone ever got a job on Indeed?

Cheers to all the amazing songs that keep me up at night

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I don’t care if it’s a documentary , so long Akwafina in it I’m watching that shit

The Nigerian content space is saturated with sheer nonsense

I beg to differ

The new mission impossible is 3 hours of how a classic should be

Dear Son, avoid the religious route. It teaches not the duality of life It isn’t black or white It’s Black and White