how can you go on [insert here] without teaching yourself how to [insert here] first . For the straights [The Amazing Race, Drive Stick Shift] For the gays [RuPaul’s Drag Race, Sew]

My favorite thing is when people are like “✨I don’t eat anything that has ingredients I can’t pronounce✨” . There are… so many words in the world I can’t pronounce

As an SOU alumni, it’s really nice to see the new president honoring the product of the amazing faculty/professors at Southern Oregon University, especially those involved in the Theatre program. I noticed something weird tho…Remember when Rick Bailey did this two months ago?

God I love when auditions land on a symmetrical face week

You could probably get me to kill a man and take the blame for a perfectly made iced lavender latte

Me too but only because I’m watching Lost for the first time

I’m so much more scared of people like this in Portland than whoever they’re afraid of (literally who are you afraid of? god?)

Did I have “defending the Girl Scouts of America to my entire office” on my work bingo card today, no, is that what I’m doing? Like my life depends on it

Let me be clear to all those in attendance. I AM PIGGY in this situation. ME. Not him! ME!

Te amo jícama

The duality of man

I have not felt the light of god since I learned this is fetish content

Live footage of me using real world map markers to apply to fantasy book world and having to convert miles and kilometers to leagues and then write down how long it would take to travel that distance on horse

Alrighty, I don’t know how to dress myself and if you’ve ever wanted to play Polly pocket with a real live adult human woman, I’d love you to drop fit ideas you want me to try out, I’ll do my best to recreate, okay, love u, bye

Lol me

Here’s the tea and I hate to say it. If I was a famous actor when this came out, I absolutely would have participated. I know myself. I know my brand. I would’ve done this.