So glad I’m not one of my mama’s strongest soldiers on Thanksgiving. I just shut up and eat.

Burning my house down so that I can rebuild.

I saw a discussion on “the black academic/activist to white partner pipeline” on this app in response to Nikki G’s passing and now I can’t think of anything else 😵‍💫

4 pairs of shoes for an overnight move is insane.

I didn’t know I was this funny. Wow

Look what you made me do. Now I want the both of you.

I’ve learned that the universe doesn’t really pay me much mind when I’m pretending

Atp what is my name even, Lord!?

Always the villain

I get the tank top over the gut, Meatball. I do.

Wingdings

Judicial Branch PLEASE stand up.

Can’t believe the trees are out here shooting the club up like dis

If it’s gonna be cold like this then PLEASE turn the pollen faucet off.

Guess whose law firm just launched a new office and hired another attorney? 😬

Phwew…