If ANYTHING shows the importance for DEI, it should be this new season of #LoveIsBlind. Because there’s no way you’re casting these 5 men on the same show, giving them all a large amount of camera time, & expecting me to know the difference.

mine is finding out too late that I got bit by a rabid bat

i was thinking “porn is a weird word, i wonder where it comes from” and in a moment of genius intellect i googled “porn” assuming that the first thing to come up would be a resource like a definition or wikipedia page which could show etymology. this was not the case.

White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance

replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward

Being able to seamlessly change your mind when presented with new information, without having to go through a grief cycle about not being right, is exhilarating and worth learning how to do.

funniest emoji has to be this guy: 🙂 totally unaware of societal problems, just happy to be here. not a single thought in that empty pate. my man

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human

if you get a white man to say "fair enough" in an argument you have defeated him on a deeper level than can be expressed with words

Today is the day!!! Happy birthday HOLLIS BROWN! Thank you so much everyone, I’m so excited to finally share this absolutely wild book with you all! 👻🔥

The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, April 26, 1932

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

Called my 94 year-old Polish Catholic Chicago native grandmother to discuss the Pope. She hadn’t heard yet. “TURNING ON THE NEWS NOW BYE” I felt like Paul Revere

It's wild that "Jason" is a name from ancient Greece because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983

The Sketch, London, February 7, 1912

work bitch

Traveling for work.

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onion writers are sweating trying to come up with something dumber than this

This is probably the most unintentionally funny thing I have ever read in my life.