Birds are the only ones with rights.

Everything I touch dies

Wow who let Eddie's mom on the internet

I want to go bird watching but the wind is too strong....

You ever look at a bathtub and think "Hm. That's ominous."?

Beautiful...

Anyone know how to get rid of scars...? Asking for a, uh.... friend.

Sometimes I wake up, and for a brief second, I forget Richie Tozier exists, and it's the most blissful thing.

So uh, anyone want to... "adopt" a penguin?

You ever just... Pick a pigeon up off the street?