This girlfriend and boyfriend thing that you guys do, is it nice?

Do you know how far from sleep you gotta be to engage in such call and response 😭😭😭

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

the funniest people ik don't even tell jokes, they just be talking 😭😂

men be pushing 40 & still treating women bad. grow up, you’re about to die.

“women expire at 25” sir, you’re balding at 22

yoooooooooo😭😭

So I'm baby sitting a girl and she thinks her mom's name is "my love" cause her father been calling her mom by this name ever since she's born.😭❤️

It’s the hardest working appliance in my house.

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

You guyss 🫢

My 3 year old is currently outraged… I mean full scream and cry… because I offered him “milk and a banana.” When I asked him what he wanted instead, he said, with a straight face, “banana and milk!”

Hell yeah you need a lil fat in your ground beef

i Hate PENDING Payments. Just take that shit so i can start my HEALING PROCESS 😭

This photo of me playing wordle before getting married is just really funny to me 😭

The worst thing a college coach ever told me was “if I put you on the field, my wife and unborn children will go hungry” 😂😂😂

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

tell Aristotle to come outside right now, he has competition

the timeline is absolute gold right now. at worst this was a really fun practice run